Showing posts with label Sardar Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sardar Jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, 15 May 2013

"Mobile ki Ink" Urdu Funny Joke


Sardar ko ek Khali SMS aya.Sardar ne
Mobile Number per call ker k kaha !!!
Tum ko malom hai k tumhare mobile ki
ink khatam hogai hai




"Soop me Makhi" Urdu Funny Joke


Eik sardar hotal me soop pi raha tha kisi
ne kaha sardar jee "soop me makhi" hai.
Sardar: oye kake dil bara hona chahye
makhi kon sa sara soop pi jae gi



"Surme Ki Factory" Urdu Funny Joke


Sardar ki Bewi ka rang kala tha ek din us
ne lal sarhi pehan k apne sardar se pocha
mein kesi lag rahi ho? Sardar: jese
Surme ki Factory mein aag lag gai ho.




"Break Dance" Urdu Funny Joke


1st Sardar Cycle ka Break hath mein le
ker nach raha tha,2nd sardar: Oye kake
ye kia ker rahe ho.1st sardar:"Break Dance"



Monday, 13 May 2013

"Lambi Umar" Urdu Funny Jokes For Facebook and SMS




Sardar ka Prosi mer Gia wo us k ghar gia 
aur pocha lash agai kia? Itfaq se usi waqt 
body le kar ambulance agai.Sardar : lo 
duso kini lambi Umar ae.